Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Christmas Jokes
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
