Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
