Christmas jokes

What did Sally get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Why is Santa's sack so big?

He only comes once a year.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.