They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
We stop by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us “I am wan kin the manager.” So we just left in disgust!
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
Q: what do you cool a Chinese billionaire
A: Cha-Ching
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...