I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
