Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang”!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person
Sum ting Wong
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
im m 24 and i was fucking a chinese lady and she kept screaming "im tu yung!" like idk what that name is
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
what did the doctor say to the Chinese man
some ting wong
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
Q: what do you cool a Chinese billionaire
A: Cha-Ching
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair
C4
What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.