Chinese jokes
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Hm, free food
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!