What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!