Chinese jokes
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What do you call me?
Chinese?
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
ALL ASIANS
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
"Ohh wing wing."
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)