What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
why can Chinese people play baseball? because they ate the bat
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
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Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa