What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
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Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.