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Chinese jokes

Dog

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.

They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"

The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."

Pimp

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

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  • Wall

    Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

    Baby

    When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

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  • Memes

    Misunderstanding

    I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

    Restaurant

    I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

    Receptionist

    We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

    Santa

    Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

    Hooker

    What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

    Cantonese...

    Baby

    Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."