Chinese jokes
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.