Chinese

Chinese Jokes

Pimp

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

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  • Wall

    Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

    Baby

    When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

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  • Misunderstanding

    I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

    Restaurant

    I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

    Receptionist

    We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

    Santa

    Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

    Hooker

    What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

    Cantonese...

    Baby

    Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."