Chinese jokes
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.