President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
why can Chinese people play baseball? because they ate the bat
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
