Chinese jokes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.