Chinese jokes
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪