What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
how do you make a Indian explode?
you press the red dot
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
We stop by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us “I am wan kin the manager.” So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair
C4
What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo
