Chinese jokes
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
ASIANS>!?!?!?
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.