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Chinese jokes

Boy

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

Armor

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

Memes

Chinese person

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Toy

Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?

Because they're the ones making the toys.

Man

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Inflation

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Dog

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

Dog

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Donkey

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

Sex

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

Food

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.