Chinese jokes
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.