One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do u call a shocked Chinese man? Hu le fuk!!
What do you call a disabled chinese person? Som Ting Wong
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball They cannot run home
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Ohh wing wing
how did the chinese chicken cross the road?
he WOKed
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
