Chinese jokes
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.