Chinese Jokes

how do chinese people name thier baby , they throw pots down the stairs bing bong ching chong

why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

Why can't Indians play football play football

Every time they get a corner they open u a shop, 🙉

How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

what do you call a suprised chinese man ho lee fuk

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

cause they'll eat the bat

chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"

which means, "keep striving in life"

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"