children's jokes
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
When the school lets you near children again...
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.