children's jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
When the school lets you near children again...
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.