Children

Children Jokes

Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

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A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"

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I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.

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what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no