Children jokes
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.