What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Children Jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
