Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why do orphans like apples because they get picked
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
