Every one likes orphans but there parents
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair.
why do orphans want to become criminals to know what it fills like to be wanted
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do tell their parents!
Why wouldn’t Mrs Grapes 🍇 leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
What’s a pedophiles favorite part of Halloween, Free Delivery.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
