Children jokes

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

Why do orphans go to public schools?

Who's going to homeschool them?

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

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I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.