Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that's a family photo.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
I’m in school lol.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not born yet
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
whats a orphans favorite roblox game? adopt me
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
