Children jokes
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.