Children jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"