Children jokes
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.