Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Children Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What game is for kids? Uno.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
