Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
funny jokes are like kids with autism. they have special needs to make them.
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
I love orphans so atleast they know someone loves them
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because there sad they don't get wanted!!
Bad joke but i tried
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
