This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Children Jokes
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
