Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
