How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What do you call a orphan running to home.
He couldn't find home.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
