Children jokes
Like this if you are in foster care.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Cocomelon.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.