Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Children Jokes
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
