My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any Homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
I kidnapped an ophan what are they going to do cry for mom
What are Teo things that an orphan can’t have...
Two parents
My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Why can't orphans say mommy:me because the fosters said no
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
why can you bully orphans? what are they gonna do tell there parents. oh wait they got no parents
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
