Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
