What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
