Children

Children jokes

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

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    • Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

    What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

    A Jacko Lantern!

    What was the orphan's name?

    Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

    One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

    It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.