Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
I’m bout a go to the orphanage to say yomama jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Wife: “I want another baby” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one”
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
I can't cum anymore I can't put children through thia
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
