I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!