Children

Children Jokes

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!