Children jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.