Children

Children Jokes

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!