How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Children Jokes
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
