Children jokes
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁