Childhood jokes
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
UHH, DADDY!
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅