Childhood jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My mom left me at a very young age.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.