Childhood jokes
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van!
It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go, but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come.
We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! "Hey they want to party with us!" Timmy yelled over the whooping. "Party van!" I yelled.
Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said "P O L I C E” on the side.
We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. "Isn’t that right mommy?"
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.