Childhood

Childhood jokes

Word

    • I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

    His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

    Swing

    • Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

    Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

    Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

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    • Mom

    • POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

    A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.
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    • Childhood memes

    Kid

    • Yesterday I had a party.

    I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

    I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

    Free Willy

    • Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

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    • Smile

    • My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

    Mom

    • When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.