Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Childhood Jokes
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
