Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
My father left me at a young age
He was only five
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
Why can't a orphan play baseball? Because they can't make a home run.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
