Childhood jokes
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"