Childhood jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.