Childhood jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
I'm an orphan, lol.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.