Childhood jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.