Childhood jokes
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.