If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Childhood Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
