Peado jokes

Time

What is a paedo's favourite time of year?

Halloween because they get free delivery.

Child

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

Ice Cream

The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

Zone

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

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  • Crime

    Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣

    Alphabet

    A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

    "Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

    "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

    "Good, but where's the p?"

    "Running down my leg."

    Pedophile

    Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.

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