Peado jokes

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Child

    • "Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

    I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

    Ice Cream

    • The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

    Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

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    Pebble

    • A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"

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    • Penaldo

    • Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

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    Alphabet

    • A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

    "Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

    "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

    "Good, but where's the p?"

    "Running down my leg."

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    • Pristiano Penaldo

    • Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

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