Peado jokes

Ice Cream

    • The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

    Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

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    • Child

    • "Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

    I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

    Penaldo

    • It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

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    • Math

    • Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

    Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

    Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

    The answer is 0.

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    • Day

    • On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

    12 tap ins

    11 pointless dribbles

    10 fixed league titles

    9 missed penalties

    8-2

    6 dives

    500 million robbed from Barca

    4 UCL semi losses

    3 times he blamed Higuain

    2 retirements

    And a transfer to a farmers league.

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