Child jokes
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.