Child jokes
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
My brother
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.