Child jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Memes
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.