Child jokes
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Memes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?