Child jokes

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!

Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

What time do babies get dirty?

Playtime.

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"

Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.