Child jokes
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.