Child jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
How i feel when...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."