Child Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it

Why did the child die? To see god our father

this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.

Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why

He had no legs

There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler

A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.

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Why did the child cross the road ?

To get to the other slide

I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Why does a chicken cross the road

To poop and pee in the potty

From My 6 year old sister

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I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.