Child jokes
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
"Dick me down shorts."
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."