Child jokes
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Get off of here, kids!
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.