So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
