Child jokes
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?