Child jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. π
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. ππ
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.