Child jokes
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.