Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
