Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Child Jokes
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
