If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
What gose with chips.......not your cheese
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can y’all stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
Cheesiest jokes
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
