What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
He jizzes canned cheese.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
