Cheese jokes
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
He jizzes canned cheese.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.