what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
what did the cow say to the other Cheese
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind itās to chesesy
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
What gose with chips.......not your cheese
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
