Cheese

Cheese jokes

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

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  • If you were a food, what would you be?

    Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

    Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

    Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

    Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

    First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

    She replies, "Really original."

    Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

    She replies, "Ew, gross."

    Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

    Winner dog 3.