Cheese jokes

"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What kind of cheese protects castles?

MOAT-zerrela.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.

What did the cow say to the other?

"Cheese!"

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.