My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Cheese Jokes
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
