Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
