Cheese jokes
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.