I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Cheesiest jokes.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
