Cheese jokes

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

She replies, "Really original."

Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

She replies, "Ew, gross."

Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

Winner dog 3.

I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Cheesiest jokes.

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

Two's company, cheese a crowd!

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

I would tell you a joke about pizza,

but it's too cheesy.