Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Cheesiest jokes
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Wanna hear a pizza Joke? Nevermind it to cheesy
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why did spencer eat cheese. Because he was Jewish
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
