Cheese Jokes

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.

what did the cow say to the other Cheese

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

I like mine's extra cheesy!

Cheese.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"