what did the cow say to the other Cheese
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
What does a polite mouse say?
Cheese and thank you.
CHEESE
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
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Wanna hear a pizza Joke? Nevermind it to cheesy
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Prostitutes rEmind me of chewese
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
This isn’t a joke but my name mr cheese
