Cheese jokes

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.

What did the cow say to the other?

"Cheese!"

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

Cheese.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?