Cheese Jokes

What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?

Cheeses Crust!

A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"

Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."

What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say toasted cheese!!hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohoho hihihihihi huhuhuhuhuhu

Silly joke ! Where’s my natcho YOU have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#DadJoke Knock,Knock Who's there? Nacho Nacho who? Nacho Cheese!

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.

Nachocheese

monkey eats cheese he was lactoseintolarent

Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".

Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".

So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"

The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"

the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"

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A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.

How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!