What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
