Cheese jokes

He jizzes canned cheese.

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

I would tell you a joke about pizza,

but it's too cheesy.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

What do cheetahs say?

"Cheese-ah!"

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

Why are farts a nice break for emos?

They get to cut cheese.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.