Cheese Jokes

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef

i would tell you a joke about pizza but Its too cheesy

Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)

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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

Can I have a PIZZA that ass?

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane

Plane Pizza

What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy

Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"

On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm

Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese

Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger

Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

monkey eats cheese he was lactoseintolarent

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say toasted cheese!!hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohoho hihihihihi huhuhuhuhuhu

#DadJoke Knock,Knock Who's there? Nacho Nacho who? Nacho Cheese!

Silly joke ! Where’s my natcho YOU have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.

Nachocheese

How do rappers like their pizza?

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