Cheese jokes
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"