How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
Ur built like a double cheese burger
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
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Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á rà pe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
He jizzes canned cheese
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
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