My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Cheesiest jokes.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
PEnis cheese butt cum
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
He jizzes canned cheese.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
