Cheese jokes
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)