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Aunt

    • Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

    Blonde

    • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

    They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

    The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

    The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

    The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

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    • Chat memes

    Fat

    • Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

    Me: I can only see fat.

    Bitch

    • Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

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    • Prince

    • "Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

    Marriage

    • A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding...

    ...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.

    "My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."

    The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'

    They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'

    Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...

    Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."

    She replied, emphatically, "No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"

    Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"

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    • Catfish

    • Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

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    • Orphan

    • There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

    Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

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    • People

    • Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

    This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

    Read the directions.

    1. Type how she makes you feel.

    2. Type how you would fuck her.

    3. Any type of sex is aloud.

    4. Remember to send pics as well.

    5. Enjoy.

    Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

    Penis

    • A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》

    《Why don't you speak to me?》

    《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》

    《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》

    Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌

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    • Goodbye

    • I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

    Singer

    • Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

    1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

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