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WhatsApp

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Life

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

Porn

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

PS

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Gwen

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Love

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince ๐ŸŒน

Movie

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? ๐Ÿ˜€"

Rose

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

Relationship

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Member

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.