Chat jokes

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Gwen only chat link.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Talk to me if you are online.

A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot.

One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh, my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the fucking sheet rock!"

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Snap chat: Aaron10128

Nut

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...