When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
What's a chairmakers favorite flavor?
Chairry.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
Q:Get up for a chair joke. A:Oh never mind you can sit down
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
one time i ate a chair.
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house? A: You're the chairman of the board!
what do you call a chair? Idk What? Oh Hi CHAIRity
why didn't the chair cross the road? because it was a chair.
