Chair jokes

A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.

What is a cow's favorite party game?

Moo-sical chairs!

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!