Celebrity jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.