Celebrity jokes

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.