Celebrity jokes
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.