In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
