Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Celebrity Jokes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Olivia Rodrigo
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
