Celebrity jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
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What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.